I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it