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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The Sound of Silence Travels Fast

In my experience
If a tree falls in the forest
And there is no one to hear it
We all hear about it

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Haiku

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Nothing Lasts Forever

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
Imposter Syndrome Couldn’t Be More Aptly Named

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
I’d Like to Think So

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
A Flower Is a Weed with Better Adjectives

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Do What You’re Good At

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
All This for Nothing

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
There’s a Thin Line Between Share and Overshare, and Thanks to Spotify I’ve Crossed It

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
(1974- )

My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
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In the World to Come There Will Be Neither Capitalism nor Socialism Because People Will Finally Grasp the Difference Between Wants and Needs, i.e. There Will Finally Be Monotheism

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
Do I Need a Reservation?

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Overcoming the Fear of Showing the World Who You Really Are

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
“Scorpios Are Extremely Deep and Emotional People, and Are Intense in All Things They Do”

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Whenever It Looks Like Batman and Robin Are Climbing a Wall with the Batrope, It Is Just a Camera Trick; We Too Face a Wall That Becomes the Ground Beneath Our Feet the Moment We Believe, Grasp the Rope, and Take Our First Steps Up the Wall

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go
If You Don’t Smoke, Pair the French Tuck with Ring Around the Collar

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free



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