If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…