In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up