Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…