One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty