I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
