After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know