Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words