The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it