In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

I want what you want so I want a cow

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…