Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While