In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers