Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I risked loss And lost; I win