Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
