Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–