The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…