The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times