Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

You keep the peace they get everything else

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself