Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
