Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Never Win Anything