No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
