Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless