Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…