Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in