Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…