There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for