There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;