Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because