She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
