The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…