The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,