The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
