I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way