I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time