I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious