Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

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Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it