I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best