Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
