The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

A being becomes human when you add meaning

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed