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Chris Gaither

When All Hell Breaks Loose It Will Seem to Many Like Heaven

On planet Earth there are natural limits–
Anything you do comes with natural consequences
 
On Google Earth there are no limits–
You can do anything you want
But anything you do
Can and will be inconsequential

Other works by Chris Gaither...
The Reward for Good Work Is More Work Unless You Prefer Paperwork

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Of This I’m Sure

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Haiku

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Autocratic for the People

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
All This for Nothing

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Seeing and Time

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Fitting in Is Now as Easy as Forgetting Who You Are

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Why We Give All Glory to God

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Period Peace

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Why I Chose a Career in Non-prophets

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Irreconcilable Differences

My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Dostoevsky Had It Backwards

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
“Today, more than 50,000 people have elected to have a subdermal chip surgically inserted between the thumb and index finger”

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
A Real Class Act

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
The Thrill of Pyrrhic Victory

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of



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