Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
