Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–