The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
I will gladly suffer fools for love
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin