I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…