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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Time Is Up

A la recherche du temps perdu
has been variously translated as
A Remembrance of Things Past
and
In Search of Lost Time
but three years of high school French
is enough to know that
the correct translation
in American English is
Time Was Money

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
There Are No Words to Describe God, but There Is Only One Word Needed to Describe the Superego: Cruel

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong
I Didn’t Just Fall Off a Turnip Truck; I Was Shoved Right Off

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
New York Feels Like Clown Shoes to Me

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
E = MC Squared, Explained

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
E Pluribus Unum

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
When Freedom and Responsibility Are Both Fully Realized

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
My Sixth Sense Is a Sense of Urgency

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Only You Know the Sound of Your Voice Through the Bones of Your Skull; Tell Me What it Sounds Like

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
When Full-service Is Self-service

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
Haiku

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
How to Debauch the Debauchery

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Listen All Y’all, It’s a Sabotage

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Everyone Needs a Miracle

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The Wicked Wish of the Left

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get



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