Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
I risked loss And lost; I win
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
