This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
