All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway