Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
