Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
