With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances