None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
